The most important post I’ll ever write ...

Or, how many holes can your clothes have before it’s time to drag yourself out shopping again (when you have a pathological dislike for shopping).

Sep 13, 2024

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“I dreamed I rode in a gondola in my Maidenform bra” (By Maidenform – Modern Screen magazine, December 1953, in the public domain) … What strange 1950s kink is this!? …

Friends ... I’m crying out for answers to some vital questions!

How many holes can a T-shirt have before it should be sent for recycling?*
Will there ever be a moisturiser invented to make…

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