Vamp with Stephanie Wood

Vamp with Stephanie Wood

The most important post I’ll ever write ...

Or, how many holes can your clothes have before it’s time to drag yourself out shopping again (when you have a pathological dislike for shopping).

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Stephanie Wood
Sep 13, 2024
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“I dreamed I rode in a gondola in my Maidenform bra” (By Maidenform – Modern Screen magazine, December 1953, in the public domain) … What strange 1950s kink is this!? …

Friends ... I’m crying out for answers to some vital questions!

  • How many holes can a T-shirt have before it should be sent for recycling?*

  • Will there ever be a moisturiser invented to make…

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